I only just realised that I'm attracted to guys with broken/dents in their noses! I mean, I've liked Noel Fielding for a while and he has one of the most dented noses I know of [except Owen Wilson and I love his face too]!

It happened yesterday when a friend who has a liking for Andrew Maxwell sent me a picture of him and I only realised just then that he has a beautiful nose; she revealed that he had broken it when he was younger. I then thought, "Well...I love it!" Then I went, 'I think a have a thing for guys with bent noses...' then I came to realise that my boyfriend has a dent in his nose too and I had always loved it!

This is the feature linking all of these guys together! I had always had a thing for noses anyway, whether it's slightly turned up, like Matt Hardy's [...Okay, I just looked up Matt Hardy and found out he had his nose broken too, no joke!], whether it was peeping out from behind a fringe, no matter what the shape, and slightly long noses I liked too. And still do!

Anyway I wondered, what makes all of these noses so sexy?? I mean, is having a broken nose or looking like you have a broken nose suppost to be attractive or am I just weird?

It doesn't happen with other body parts, I mean, I don't go insane for guys with bones sticking out of their arms and The Thing from The Incredibles has loads of dents in him but I don't find him attractive....

But whatever it is, it's working, so guys...work those denty noses!

NOSES

From left to right: Noel Fielding, Owen Wilson, Andrew Maxwell

And guys with straight noses...feeling unattractive? Break your nose.