I need to give this guy a proper mention - he's Russell Brand's publicist and he offered to send me Russell Brand's autobiography My Booky Wook in the post ASAP...all for liking Russell and listing the dates of his book signings on this blog! Though, I'm not sure he knows how much I actually like Russell [...a lot].

So yeah, if you're reading this Henry, you make my face go   ...smiley, not green. If that did happen, I'd try and avoid you, that isn't right...

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