I had a dream about Russell and Noel that lasted for ages [I slept for over 12 hours this time and it was my longest dream in them hours]. Must write before I forget!

First I dreamt of Noel then it turned into Russell.

Me and a mate, Lucy were going to her house when we saw Noel walking the opposite direction and we were like, "Hi, Noel!" and we started talking and he agreed to go back to her house and we just sat on her bed and talked for ages. Lucy had to go off in the kitchen or something and me and Noel talked for another lot of ages. I was like, "Aren't you meant to actually be somewhere now? Should we let you go?" and he was like, "No no, I like it here, it's alright."

When we had to go, Noel got changed behind something and I just got changed on the bed [this room looked very very similar to mine]. I got changed into some yellow outfit that I would NEVER usually wear, I looked about 12.

Anyway when we were out, I was like, "Noel, weren't you meant to be at a DJ set about 2 hours ago?" and he was like, "It doesn't matter, I had fun!"

Then I draw a blank for ages and Russell came into it.

I only remember us sitting down on the floor at his own book signing though and I went, "You wanna go to the book signing again?" because I'd already been to one and he was like, "Yeah, I liked it!". And we were flirting for a bit then I kissed him on the cheek and he was like, "Ooo, that was nice!" then we had a snog for a bit and after, he went, "Are you sure you want to do this?" and I somehow knew he meant sex, and I agreed and he was like, "But I am quite small," and I was like, "I know, I don't care," and he got up and I was like, "What about your signing?" and he was like, "I don't wanna go anymore," so we went out.

Um, we went to a corner shop for some reason and bought stuff which I can't remember, but crisps were involved.

Then we went back to someone's house [not even sure if I imagined it as his] and I said I took half an hour to get ready before I could have sex and he was okay with it and played a game as he waited or something.

That was it I think...I know at one point he had his hands down my trousers but I really don't remember when, think it was at the house but I stopped him and went to get ready.

Wow, I remember so much, well done me for sleeping way longer than I usually do!  

I woke up at 7pm and I blame the dream....