My own self-analysis thanks to Alicia's own list of 100 things about her ^_^
1. People usually spell my name wrong so I have to correct them before they start writing it all the time - last person this applied to was Noel Fielding
2. I hate the paparazzi
3. I hate homophobes more than anything
4. I love writing out what's in my head, usually fanfics
5. I love watching The Horrors' tour diaries
6. I have never watched a band's tour diary before The Horrors
7. I have only ever stormed off and wanted no one to follow me once
8. I don't really storm off, I'm usually too shy to
9. I am an introvert
10. I might not like you but I won't tell you unless pushed
11. I have a low level of commitment with a few exceptions
12. I am easily swayed
13. If you tell me I suck then I won't stand up for myself and if I do, I'll have serious doubts
14. Sometimes I like to pretend I'm famous, especially in London
15. I don't like people that try to be like famous people on purpose
16. I can't stand people having the same clothes as me
17. I wish I could make my own clothes
18. I knew for quite a while that the tooth fairy wasn't real
19. We didn't have a chimney in my old house so my mum told me Santa came through the door
20. I think children's myths are very weird
21. I get paranoid in moshpits since I nearly got killed in one, my legs start to shake and I cry
22. I am vain
23. I just looked in the mirror
24. I walk funny
25. I am a hypocrite
26. I want people to like me
27. Chavs are pointless and make me angry
28. I am bisexual
29. I think everyone is bisexual, really
30. I come onto everyone, more so if I know they're interested in girls
31. I want to be a stand-up comedienne
32. I've loved The Mighty Boosh since 2004
33. The Horrors are the band that I have ever gotten the most into
34. I like Joshua Third's hair
35. I hate fangirls
36. I like saying 'bangs'
37. I don't laugh out loud at comedy shows as much as I do when I see it online or on the telly
38. I like being British
39. My accent changes and I have about 3 of them now: posh/little girl, cockney and slightly deep/Fielding voice
40. I am obsessed with The Sims 2
41. I like talking about my sims to other people like they're real
42. I like keeping wristbands from gigs on
43. I still have my Mighty Boosh wristband from the signing [11/2/08] on
44. I have a Hello Kitty tin case I keep all gig tickets/mementos in
45. I've had many fish, 1 I named after Marilyn Manson, another I named after Twiggy from Marilyn Manson
46. I am no longer obsessed with Marilyn Manson, Kurt Cobain or WWE wrestling
47. They were my hugest obsessions not including the ones I have now
48. I am very touchy and will lash out or cry if someone says something bad about me
49. I cry a lot
50. I used to be suicidal
51. I still can't find where my mum hid the plastic bags
52. I've not self-harmed in years
53. I have no scars
54. I disgust myself sometimes
55. I wear contact lenses
56. I wish I wasn't short-sighted
57. I want to quit my job
58. I live in skinny jeans and skirts
59. If someone says my ass looks big, I do NOT take it as a compliment
60. I stay up til the early hours every night talking to Erin
61. I am lazy/messy and my room is a tip
62. I like when other people's rooms are tips
63. I don't brush my teeth or wash as often as I should
64. I don't look as disgusting as I act
65. I will become a published author by the time I hit 25
66. I don't want to be ridiculously rich but it would be nice
67. I've met The Mighty Boosh several times
68. I like making fangirls jealous of this fact
69. Russell Brand has kissed me on the forehead
70. If given the chance, I would sleep with Russell Brand because I honestly don't see the big deal, it's just sex
71. Given this fact, I hate people that go to his gigs mainly to try and bag Russell
72. I laugh least at Russell Brand live but still find him funny
73. I am getting more into electro music and I think it's the best genre
74. I like the word genre
75. I hate people that try too hard to be funny, it isn't funny
76. I clean my ears out way too much with cotton buds even though I know I shouldn't
77. I have gone half-deaf because of this for a day before
78. I am really scared of deep water
79. I am deadly scared of spiders
80. I have had a panic attack because of this before
81. I will not go to Australia because of the spiders
82. If I saw a spider right now, I'd run out and not come back in for ages
83. I sleep in the living room if a spider is in my room
84. Only 2 family members know I'm bisexual and one is actually cool with it
85. I've never come out to anyone while sober/properly face-to-face
86. I don't care if people know, i just can't tell them
87. People don't believe me when I say I'm shy
88. I like stripes, polka dots and skulls
89. I think university is way too overrated
90. I have cold chocolate Nesquick everyday and drink it with a spoon
91. I drink tea, 6 sugars with a spoon
92. ....I drink all things from a mug with a spoon
93. I don't like people talking to me online if they can't speak english properly because it frustrates me
94. I can play guitar and keyboard/piano
95. Spider Webb from The Horrors is inspiring me to actually touch my keyboard again
96. Spider Webb is my favourite member from The Horrors
97. I eat pepperoni pizza almost every day
98. I don't like people watching me eat
99. I love cats
100. Babies love me
101. I like navigating myself around London with Google Maps/the underground map
Alicia3000



You always have to out do me don't you.
*Shakes Fist*