Yeah, you 'eard http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm

That site is so cool if you're bored, could be a useful tool if you want to write a random story too, I might try it sometime. :D

I am a great chick magnet who likes to nuzzle hulahoops

and

I am a buff dancer who likes to play with huskies

and

I am a funky manwhore who likes to end the life of ears

and

....

Okay I need to stop...no, one more:

I am a tender fruitcake who likes to infultrate wolves

If chavs insulted like this, I think I'd learn to like them more.

Okay hahahaha I just got an awesome one:

I am a yellow penis who likes to devour heterosexuals