I chose this idea because I can really imagine The Horrors messing with Vince's head and because it's a nice twist because it'll just make Vince even more determined to figure out who kissed him.
Apologies in advance [it's 11.45pm but I'll know it'll take more than 15 mins] for it being a little bit late but I was playing The Sims 2 hard like a motherbitch.
Boosh/Horrors story Pt. 3
It felt as though everything around him had stopped and all focus was on Faris and Howard. They had been kissing for what had seemed about a minute already to Vince and he was feeling slightly jealous. At least Howard knew who he was kissing, Vince still didn't know who had kissed him last night and it was really getting to him. He bit his lip and closed his eyes, replaying his mystery kiss over and over again in his head but it was hard because he had been drinking and it had just confused everything.
Joe wolf whistled at Faris and Howard and stuck his tongue in-between his teeth playfully. "Hey Faris, give'us a go next, yeah?" he laughed.
Faris stuck his middle finger up at Joe even though he still had his eyes closed while kissing Howard, it still managed to point in the same direction as Joe.
Joe pouted and walked over to Tom.
Vince watched Joe and wondered if it had been him, if he was the one. He had only thought so because of what he had just said....did that mean he was into guys too? What if it was Faris? None of the others had shown any interest in guys up til now. Would Faris really just jump from one guy to another, though? Maybe that's just what he was like, he didn't really know him, he didn't really know any of them.
"Hey Joe," Rhys said, looking at Vince with a smile and then at Joe, "fancy playing Faris and Howard at their own game?"
Vince's jaw nearly dropped as he watched Joe grab Rhys by the collar and snog him. He stared at them and then back at Faris and Howard, confused as to what just happened.
"What is this? Make-out Central??" Josh asked, eyes widening as he stood next to Vince. "Can you believe this?" he asked, looking at Vince.
Vince's heart was suddenly beating much faster and he answered Josh without looking at him. "I can't," he said, genuinly believing that he was in some kind of dream. Maybe he was still drunk...
"Fancy a go?" Josh asked, looking at Vince with bedroom eyes as he tilted his head slightly to the side.
How is he so casual about something like this?? thought Vince.
"It was you," Vince replied, pointing at Josh and examining his face.
"What was me?" Josh questioned, eyes darting from one side and then to the other.
"You kissed me last night!"
"What?!" Josh squeaked, voice breaking as he wrinkled his nose.
Suddenly everyone stopped the snog orgy and looked at Vince and Josh instead. All eyes were on them.
"Did you kiss me last night, on the sofa bed?" Vince asked, blushing slightly and thinking about what he would do if he had made a mistake, words would not even describe the embarrassment.
"Josh, you slut," Faris said, ignoring the fact that he was a major hypocrite as he was still touching Howard.
"What?? I didn't kiss anyone!" Josh said, blushing as much as Vince was.
"Come on Josh, you're not very hard to mistake," Joe said, looking at Josh's hair and raising his eyebrows.
"It was dark..." Vince said, "I didn't actually see who kissed me."
"And you thought it was Josh? Oh, you fancy Josh!" Joe replied.
Josh looked at Vince quizzically, making Vince even hotter.
"No, I...! Oh, shit..." Vince said, no idea what he was going to say next.
Howard opened his mouth to say something but realised he was still in shock from the kiss and couldn't actually get himself to say anything. That and the fact that Faris was still kneeling incredibly close to him with his hand on Howard's shoulder.
"Someone kissed you last night?" Tom asked, speaking up for what must have been at least half an hour.
"Yeah, and all I know is they had dark hair and eyeliner," Vince said, feeling slightly bad for accusing them out loud all as they all fell into that category. "You were the only guys last night that actually bothered to wear so much eyeliner, so it must have been one of you."
"Chuck had eyeliner one," Rhys said.
"He removed it before he went to sleep, the kiss happened at about 5 am," Vince retorted.
"Do you want to kiss Josh and see if it was him?" Joe asked, grinning and raising his eyebrows at both Vince and Josh.
"Shut up Joe, you just want to see it," Rhys said.
"Might do..." Joe replied.
Vince looked from them and then to Josh, realising that both views made it just as embarrassing. He had nowhere to look that didn't make him feel extremely uncomfortable. But there was only one way to see if it was Josh.
"Fuck it," Vince said, grabbing Josh by the shoulders and kissing him.
As he kissed him and tried to remember the kiss from last night, he thought that this was probably the most concentrated he had been while kissing someone before. Josh held Vince by the waist and continued to kiss him while Vince moaned in satisfaction. From the kiss, Vince knew that it had to be Josh.
Vince pulled away and looked into Josh's eyes. "It was you, wasn't it?"
"What the fuck? If he gets a go, I get a go too," Joe said, rushing up to Vince and kissing him, holding him by the back of the head.
Vince didn't pull away and just got more involved in the kiss. The only thing that bothered him was that Joe and Josh's kissing techniques were very similar and he could no longer distinguish between them, what set them apart from each other.
"Look guys, I was the one who kissed Vince," Faris said, making Joe pull away from Vince and raise an eyebrow at Faris.
"Really?" Vince asked.
Faris laughed. "No."
"Of course you didn't," Rhys said. "...Because it was I that kissed Vince."
"Rhys?" Vince asked.
"Sorry, I just wanted to join in, I didn't actually kiss you. To be honest, I have no idea," he smiled.
"Oh for fuck's sake!" Vince said, walking towards the counter and standing on top of it with both hands on his hips. "If any of you have any idea who kissed me, say it now, or else."
"Or else, what?" Joe asked.
"Or else I think I might cry and no one wants that."
No one said anything, they all just looked at Vince, a couple with smiles still on their faces.
"I know who kissed you," Tom said, making everyone turn around in shock, mainly because he had actually spoken again.
"Really?" Vince asked.
"I might do...could we sit down and chat for a bit?"
[to be continued]
What happens next?
* Anyone can join in
* Don't write out what you want me to type - that's my job - just give me ideas
* Too much detail is better than a vague answer
* Feedback is welcome, like sex to Russell Brand
* Have fun, this isn't a competition!
The idea I pick will be written on the 19th of May, with credit to the person whose idea it was.
If he still is anyway, whatever..
13/05/08 @ 01:10