Your name is so long it went onto a second line, I hope you're happy with yourself! =P
But anyway, thanks so much for yours ideas, they rocked! I chose the second idea cause, I quite like complications and because a certain Horror needs more screen-time...well, um, story-time? Whatever. Anyhow, half of this plan came to me as I was about to sleep, which annoyed me because I had just switched off the laptop and I like to get ideas down straight away. I used my phone instead.
This is posted in the day for once only cause I'm off to London in a couple hours for Tim Minchin and I wanted to get it done sooner than later.
Also, what's annoying me, my index fingernail is getting long and it's making typing all louder and probably rubbing the letters off the keys more but I like how smooth it is so don't wanna cut it, help! =/
Boosh/Horrors story Pt. 4
Everyone was looking at Vince and Tom, even Howard wanted to know who had kissed Vince since he had been going on about it to him; he felt like he was involved too, even though he wasn't at the party. In a small way, he wished that it wasn't Faris that had kissed Vince, he hated people that would just go for him because he was there and they felt like it. Faris wasn't like that, was he?
He looked up at Faris who was sill looking in Tom's direction, waiting to see what he would do next. He examined his face from his nose, that had a certain charm to it, and his mouth that was just begging to be kissed. He was so calm and collected ever since he set his black books into the shop and Howard wondered how he did it. No one's that monotone all the time! Granted, he cracked jokes and made fun of the others in a jokey way but there wasn't much enthusiasm and Howard genuinly couldn't imagine him properly laughing. Howard didn't know if that annoyed him or just made him feel closer to him because he was a bit like that too sometimes.
How much did Howard even like Faris? Did he like him because he had kissed him or because he genuinly liked him? Did he like him at all? Furthermore, what the hell happened since The Horrors entered the shop? He knew the atmosphere was going to change as soon as he saw them heading towards the shop from across the road.
"What?" Faris asked, looking at Howard.
Howard stopped thinking and realised he had been staring at Faris the whole time. "Oh, sorry, um...leg cramp," Howard said, getting up and stretching his legs out.
Without even telling him to, Faris cleared up the rest of Stationary Village as best as he could.
"I don't like mess," Faris explained, even though Howard hadn't said anything out loud.
"Can we go upstairs to your room or something so we don't have any distractions?" Tom asked Vince as he looked accusingly at the other Horrors.
Joe pulled a face. "What? Don't look at me!"
"Yeah, alright," Vince said, putting his hands in his pockets and beginning to climb the stairs.
"Can I come?" Josh asked, putting his hands behind his back and looking up at Tom with a smile.
Vince still thought it was Josh, as he was peering at Vince while he looked up at Tom. Surely he's interested in him at least...not that Vince would mind, look at that hair! He'd let Josh do whatever he wanted. They'd make amazing babies if either of them could conceive, imagine that! Vince then pulled a face, eyes widening as he realised what he was actually thinking.
"Joshua, this is big boy talk," Tom replied with a smile, making Joe laugh so it just sounded like he was breathing extra hard from his nose.
"I'm big!" Josh said, leaning himself forward so he was nearly on his top-toes. "Tom, I'm older than you!"
"Yeah, with the mental age of a toddler," Rhys laughed.
"Tom!" Josh cried with a pout. "I know who kissed him too, we can tell him together!"
Vince gasped without realising then covered his mouth as Tom looked at him.
"He doesn't know, he's just bored," Tom said.
"Tom, I--!"
"No, Josh."
Josh growled and stamped his foot. As he turned, his shoulder hit a hook of the cape stand and it started to sway, eventually falling on top of Josh. The sound of a loud yelp and an "owww!" followed.
"JOSH!" they all shouted as Tom laughed and grabbed Vince's hand so they could escape upstairs without anymore interruptions.
"...Just stand outside, Josh," Rhys said.
*
Vince closed his door when they both had made it up to his room and Tom sat at the bottom of the bed with his hands clasped together as he waited for Vince to join him. Vince realised as he walked closer to Tom that his heart was beating unusually fast and he didn't know if it was the anticipation of getting more info on the kiss, the fact that he was alone with someone he'd never been alone with before or the other fact that he had eaten a whole bag of Haribo Tangfastics before he began his shift and washed it down with some cherryade.
Note to Vince: Sweets are yum, but not for breakfast every day, sort it out, man.
"Tom?" Vince said, sitting next to him and biting his bottom lip.
"Yeah?" Tom replied, looking at Vince with those unusually large eyes.
Vince looked back at Tom and opened his mouth, closing it again. "Nothing. ...So, tell me who kissed me," Vince said, smiling and putting his hands in his lap expectantly.
Tom looked to the floor, at the red carpet that Vince had in his room as he gathered up the courage to speak again. "Before I do..."
"Hm?"
"You're the type of person that goes for people like Josh, right?"
"Aw, I knew it was Josh!" Vince said, springing up with a satisfied grin. "There was something fruity about him from the start. Well, all of them seemed pretty fruity today, but I felt it more with him," Vince nodded.
"I'm not finished," Tom said, smiling at Vince's energetic response.
"You're not?" Vince asked, smile suddenly dropping slightly.
Tom stood up and crossed his arms in front of him with his hands by his thighs. "You're slightly like Josh, aren't you?"
Vince looked at Tom with a wrinkled brow and a twist of his mouth. Why was Josh being mentioned so much?
"What?" Vince asked.
"I like your hair," Tom said suddenly.
"Wait, what are you--? Oh, do you?" Vince asked, fluffing up his hair as his brain cell realised just a few beats delayed that Tom was complimenting his hair.
"And your jeans...and are those new shoes?"
Vince blushed. "Yeah actually, got 'em off the high street," he said, sticking out one foot, "I know some people, they got me a deal, how genius is that?" Vince laughed.
"Just like Josh," Tom laughed.
"Why is this all about Josh?" Vince questioned.
"Oh, nothing," Tom said, waving it off. "I was just testing something," he said, poking his tongue in-between his teeth.
"Testing what?"
"If I could make you blush just like Josh does when someone compliments his style."
"Look, enough about Josh!" Vince snapped, realising again his desperation for more information. "Are you going to tell me what happened last night or not?"
Tom then grabbed Vince and kissed him, refusing to pull away until he was satisfied. He closed his eyes and pictured Vince in his head while he kissed him. Ever since he saw him at the party....he looked wonderful.
Tom finally pulled away and sat back on the bed.
"You kissed me," Vince said, mouth slightly open.
"Well done, you noticed. It's a bit weird if people don't," Tom smiled.
"No, at the party too, right? This is why you brought me up here, yeah?"
"Actually no," Tom said, twiddling his thumbs.
"What is wrong with you all??" Vince shrieked. "I can't take these mind games anymore, I'm going to Camden to cool off..."
"Vince, wait," Tom said, standing up quickly and grabbing Vince's hand. "Joe kissed you because Faris dared him to without waking you."
Vince stopped trying to leave and turned back to Tom.
"But then Faris thought he could do better himself so then he kissed you. Rhys got mad at Joe for kissing you because they've sort of got a thing going on so he kissed you in front of him, then Josh felt left out and kissed you because he was bored."
Vince's eyes widened and his heart started beating faster again. "Is that all true this time?"
"Yeah," Tom replied. "I saw the whole thing."
Tom let go of Vince's hand after being sure that he wasn't going to try and escape to Camden Town.
"Then Faris told everyone not to say anything as a laugh if you ever found out it was one of us."
"Hang on, no, it was only one person that kissed me, you've got it wrong."
"They all kissed you, Vince, you were just too drunk to realise, but it was four; I just made it a full set of five."
Vince looked at Tom and contemplated what he had just heard as he looked at the floor and brought the tips of his boots to face each other.
[to be continued]
What happens next?
* Anyone can join in
* Don't write out what you want me to type - that's my job - just give me ideas
* Too much detail is better than a vague answer
* Feedback is welcome, like Tim Minchin to my face
* Have fun, this isn't a competition!
The idea I pick will be written on the 26th of May, with credit to the person whose idea it was.
AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!
OK, Farris and Howard NEED to stay together, i think that Howard needs someone like him.
I think Tom might go out with Vince to make Josh jealous, cause i think that Tom likes Josh. He kept comparing Vince to him throughout the conversation.
And then, as rhys and joe are a kind of couple, Josh feels all awkward and left out and unwanted, cause everyone has someone except him. And cause he's clumsy, he keeps stuffing things up.
Your way of writing Josh is hilarious
And I'm glad tom got more to say than he normally does in fics.
You are amazing.
xxx