[last updated 13/01/09]

Note: #10 Romeo + Julian is in the middle of being improved slightly so if you want to wait til that's done then you can

I've been meaning to do this for ages actually. I know several people know about me and writing already but I'll just go over what it's all about so that everyone's clear and people who don't know about it can know. Basically, since I was 16 [I'm 19 now], I've been writing fanfics based mainly on The Mighty Boosh but as the years went by, I moved onto other fields, like Russell Brand ones and The Horrors ones.

The very mast majority are Mighty Boosh related though, they're my specialty.

I soon became known for doing these and I get people asking me for them on a regular basis. [The main theme running through the majority of most of these is slash. I've been doing it for so long I'm seriously very squeamish about writing straight sex now.]

I started a 'mailing list' that people could join to receive these stories too, which basically meant I added their name and email address to a list and every time I did a new story, they'd get it. This list is still active and currently has 55 members, anyone can join whenever they want.

The only downside to that list was that people that weren't on it from the start were likely to miss out on other stories I'd done previously, and that's what this archive list is for.

They can all look here if they wish and choose which stories they want to read if they've not seen them yet. This is also so I can get them out there and email them to other people if they want them. This is the closest to publishing that I've got right now because eventually, I do want to be an proper author, and not with fanfics either, I mean with proper characters that I've made up and everything, you know the deal.

If anyone at all wants a story then just put the story number in the comment box and leave your email in the email bit or if you want them all, just say 'all' or whatever, if you're some sort of hardcore...fic reader.

They shan't take long to be delivered, if I'm online they'll be sent right away, unless I fell asleep at the laptop.

This list should be updated whenever a new one comes along, okay? So check back or subscribe to the list if you want them [there are no complicated procedures, I just need an email address, really].

They are in vague order of when I did them, so they'll get better as the list goes on.

Side-note: I also do blog stories in parts sometimes, they're easy to find, just find the 'blog story' tag.

Key:
Red = Mighty Boosh/Noel Fielding/Julian Barratt related
Purple = Russell Brand related
Green = Horrors related
* = Slash
* * = Scenes of a sexual nature
* * * = X-rated
Italics = upcoming ones [I've decided not to star-rate the ones in italics because my mind usually changes]

1 * * Vince Noir's Sexy Encounter, With an Ice-Cream!? [1 of 3] - It's a boiling hot day so Vince gets home from the zoo and starts eating some ice-cream, then things go a bit wrong.

2 Vince Noir, Or Is It? [2 of 3] - After being asked to get pixie tears for Naboo, Vince stupidly drinks them on the way home and finds out that these were no ordinary tears and that the side effects were vague and un-known, soon he starts to change and Vince Noir becomes Vanessa Noir.

3 * Welcome to Disneyland, Mind the Water [3 of 3] - When Vince accidentally books a trip to Disneyland instead of Naboo's Xooberon reunion like he asked him to, they decide to go and they meet up with someone who wants Howard back for himself?

4 * * Teenage Uncertainties - Dave organises a party at his house and Noel, Julian and Rich all go and get drunk. They all go upstairs to play Dave's new game but Noel needs to use the toilet because he's so drunk so Julian takes him; Noel and Julian then get friendlier than they expected to, but does Noel remember what happened the next day?

5 * Noel, My Biatch - Julian keeps saying how innocent Noel is and very much like a kitten so Noel wants to prove him otherwise and gets a tattoo; but it doesn't turn out how he wanted it to at all.

6 * * Noelko [whoever realises the massive mistake with MCR, wins my praise] - Noel sees Placebo and a gig and is invited to join Brian Molko and the rest of the band onstage to sing 'Pure Morning' before they leave. He's invited backstage with Brian and they realise they like each other more than the other thought.

7 * * Officer Noel Fielding: Licence to Thrill [FAVOURITE] - Police officer Fielding spots Julian on a bench listening to jazz and accuses him of littering when Julian was only resting his drink on the floor but Noel wants an excuse to take him back to the station. Noel lies and convinces the other police officers that Julian's assaulted an old lady so he's taken to the cells by Noel who has a tasty surprise for him.

8 * The Number of the Beast [actually written on 6/6/06] [FAVOURITE] - It's the 6th day of the 6th month 06 and Goth-fairy Vince is excited and thinks that he may be the son of Satan until a visit from Saboo proves them all wrong; now Vince and Howard have to protect their souls and stay away from Naboo when the clock strikes midnight or they may be doomed.

9 * Love Bites... - Vince spent some time at the Gothic Freeway and comes back to the flat with an unnatural interest in Howard?s blood, soon he?s about to find out what happened when Vince was at the club and why it's safe not to let him anywhere near his neck.

10 * * * Romeo + Julian [highly rated] [FAVOURITE] - Julian's already had his heart broken by two girls and now hates anything do to with gays - that is, until Noel makes an appearance as his next-door neighbour. He hates him at first because he mistakes him for a girl, possibly the girl next-door that he'd love, who'd understand him. Something happens with Noel that makes Julian get over his homophobia and they start secretly seeing each other until their secret is revealed and Julian's parents move back to Leeds because of it, upsetting Noel and Julian deeply. Noel is manically depressed and has already said that he can't live without Julian so he does something about it. Can they both survive being 200 miles away from each other? Contains violence.

11 * Howard's Note - Howard wants to tell Vince how he feels about him but he's always missed his chances or had something get in the way, now he has a chance but it's spoilt when a girl comes up to Vince in a bar and Howard doesn't get to tell him then. Will Howard ever get to tell Vince how he really feels about him?

12 * Warm Soup - Noel gets ill so Julian comes over and offers to take care of him so he makes him some soup. Julian agrees to stay with Noel and after finding Noel sleepwalking that night, Noel finds out that his sleepwalking had some sort of meaning and it's something to do with Julian.

13 * * * The Paddling Pool of Fame [with Russell Brand] [FAVOURITE] - Noel is getting sucked into fame more and more and Julian's worried so he teaches him a lesson he won't soon forget, but will it make Noel change back and become more like 'old Noel'? Contains violence.

14 * Noel Fielding's Reaction to Romeo + Julian [reading Romeo + Julian beforehand is recommended] - some unknown uniformed people take Noel from Topshop and force him to read something he's never seen before. He refuses to after a certain point but is forced to until it's finished. He phones Julian afterwards and he reveals he's been through the same thing so they meet up at Julian's place and talk about it. What are their reactions and how do they deal with it?

15 London Underground - Noel and Dee have some fun on the underground

16 * London Underground 2 - Noel and Julian have some fun on the underground and play a game of dares

17 Russell Brand's Booky Wook [FAVOURITE] [this is so short that it was written on this very blog, so click here to see it, it's quicker than emailing it] - what 'really' happened with the production of Russell's autobiography. I will not be emailing this.

18 * * * I Said No No No [not affiliated with Amy Winehouse...] - Noel wants some lovin' but Dee refuses to give it to him

19 * Toilets Are Fun [with Chris Corner] - Noel gets drunk and decides that going into the girl's toilet would be fun. he gets dragged out by Julian and into the men's toilet to make sure he's okay.

20 * * Tricky Threesome [1 of 2] [FAVOURITE] - Russell invites a waitress back to his flat for a threesome with Matt Morgan, but complications arise when Matt and Russell are left in a bathroom together

21 * Tricky Threesome 2 [2 of 2] [with Noel Fielding and Dee Plume] - Matt is still questioning what happened before between him and Russell so Russell sets out to prove he had good intentions

22 * It's the Company We Keep [previous blog story] - One night when Howard doesn’t wait for Vince to get ready, Vince fears he doesn’t like him anymore so he gets someone of his own to hang out with, but everything gets out of control and neither of them are happy about it

23 * * Underneath It All [1 of 4] [FAVOURITE] - Faris snaps at Josh for saying something that was meant to be private so Josh runs off, Rhys offers to comfort him but Josh gets more than he bargained for.

24 * * * Noel's Alternative [written on the day of said gig] [FAVOURITE] - Noel really wants to go to an IAMX gig and is devastated when he finds out it’s sold out, so he rings up Chris to see if he can get a spare, but Chris has ways of making him beg for a ticket.

25 * * * Underneath It All 2: The Frightened Horror [2 of 4] [FAVOURITE] - Rhys can't stop thinking about what happened before with Josh so he goes to see him and finds Josh outside his flat crying. Rhys then decides that he can't be apart from Josh that night because Faris is drunk, so he does something about it.

26 * * * One More Job - Noel and Julian are at yet another interview and they're both feeling the sexual tension as question after question gets asked. When it's over, they rush back to their flat and things go from there...

27 * Intoxication [1 of 2] [FAVOURITE] - Faris is at school and is introduced to a new kid - Josh. He hates Josh. He's then invited out for a drink with the other Horrors but his 'nice' drunken side comes out and he ends up liking Josh more than he thought, but is it all the drink's fault?

28 * Underneath It All 3: Consequences [3 of 4] [FAVOURITE] - Rhys and Josh continue to see each other but their secret is revealed, with some terrible consequences. Contains violence.

29 * There Were Five of Them [with The Horrors][previous blog story] - Vince goes to tell Howard about an awesome party that happened the night before, but someone had kissed Vince that night and he has no idea who, then five men clad in black walk into their shop and he recognises them all from the party. Vince makes it his mission to find out who kissed him.

30 * Intoxication 2: New Feelings [2 of 2] - it's the morning after and Faris finds Josh and Rhys next to him, sleeping. Rhys says something he wasn't supposed to hear and it shocks him. Something Joe did the night before has not been forgetten by Faris

31 * * * Two 'Horrors' in the Night [with Richmond from The IT Crowd] - after a Horrors gig, Richmond spots Josh outside on a bench looking down so he goes to see what's wrong with him, then one things leads to another and they go back to the band's tourbus for some fun.

32 * * The Real Lance Dior - On a regular visit to Topshop, Vince comes across Lance Dior, who he still hates. However, Lance goes to the changing room to talk to Vince to try and explain himself

33 I'll be your clone - SJ [me] gets some cereal that comes with a free Horror doll inside, but things get a bit weird when he comes to life accidentally.

34 The Straightening Machine [FAVOURITE] - Vince comes up with an idea to help the Nabootique - his own straightening machine that straightens people's hair automatically, but things are not what they seem with the machine and soon people start to feel the effects.

35 * Underneath It All 3.5 - an epilogue to Underneath it All 3 done in a seperate bit so people don't have to read it if they are happy with the ending of the 3rd one. In this extra bit, Josh phones Rhys and Faris regrets what he's done to Josh.

36 * Romeo + Julian: After [reading Romeo + Julian beforehand is a must] - what would happen if Noel and Julian were to have a conversation after it all? [not to be included in original story]

37 Like me - Rhys decides he is sick of Josh being the fattest Horror and declares he should be more like him; Josh takes this the wrong way.

38 * Romeo + Julian: alternative ending [reading Romeo + Julian beforehand is a must] - what if the opposite happened at the end of the story than the ending in the original? [not to be included in original story]