I saw Tim Minchin live again last night and I was really excited for it but things that happened before and after this pissed me right off and at one point I was on my own, cold and crying in east London at about 1am.

List from beginning to end of day of events:

1) [technically the day before] I find out I have to work on the day of the Minchin gig and finished an hour before doors opened. I live an hour away.
2) I work.
3) I find out the Victoria line is down. The gig is on this line.
4) I leave slightly earlier to get earlier train and manage to get it.
5) I just miss the tube when I get to London and have to wait for about 7 minutes.
6) It's already time for doors to open and I'm still on the tube.
7) I miss the bus stop for the gig because I was looking out for it but couldn't see it so stayed on the bus.
8) I end up in Kentish Town [bout 3 miles away from where I'm meant to be]
9) I get lost and confused for ages and eventually walk all the way to Archway [a mile] for a bus right to the gig.
10) The bus takes about 20 minutes to arrive, minimum.
11) I got to the gig 2 hours late but still managed to see Tim, which is why I went anyway.
12) He makes me laugh.
13) I pluck up the courage to say hi to a girl off the forum, she basically blanks me and seems uninterested as hell.
14) I meet Tim again and have a picture:

15) I get on the bus to King's Cross to get the tube and stay on longer than I'm meant to again.
16) I'm lost somewhere near Hackney [4 and a half miles from King's Cross] in east London for about 2 hours.
17) I suddenly need the toilet.
18) I seriously contemplate hitch-hiking.
19) I manage to make it to a bus-stop after searching for ages and get off to realise Paddington [where I need to go to get back home] is 49 mins away.
20) My last train leaves in about half an hour.
21) I sleep on the bus and get off at Paddington
22) I wait 4 hours for a train while listening to Russell Brand and various other songs.
23) I still need the loo.
24) My first train departs at 6.43am.
25) I'm home and my hay-fever decided to be extra bad today.
26) I have work in 4 and a half hours.

That sounds funny written down but at the time, I honestly felt so so bad, it really wasn't funny. In a movie, yes...in real life, no.