I get bored on MSN...

Context: me and my mate Hannah talking about me getting child travelcards even though I'm 19 and how she wouldn't be pleased if we were going somewhere and I got away with child fare and she didn't when she's younger.

I think I'm the Josh to her Faris.

Josh: "Weee, child fare!! look!" *shoves ticket in Faris' face*
Faris: "I know Joshua...."
Josh: "Isn't it cool? It's amazing, I dont have to pay as much as you!"
Faris: "Yes..."
Josh: "Hehe, weeeee, escalators..YYAAAA!!"
Faris: "..."
Josh: "I did a fall, Faris, help me up, people are staring."

Josh: "Faris, I forgot to step properly on the escalators."
Faris: "You have big clown feet, though."
Josh whimpers
Faris: "Not a bad thing!"
Josh: "How??"
Faris: "The circus might need a clown?"

Josh runs off crying
Faris while laughing: "Come on Josh, I didn't mean it!"
Josh: "You did!!"
Faris: "Stop being an idiot, we're gonna miss the train!"
Josh: "And I was the one that peed in your cereal!"
Faris: "Josh, I'm sor-- ...what?"

Josh stops running and saunters up to Faris
Josh: "How do you like it, Faris? Me, inside of you..."
Faris: "IT'S NOT SEXY WHEN IT'S YOUR FUCKING PISS, JOSHUA!"
Josh: "What if I said a wanked a bit in it?"
Faris: "THAT'S EVEN WORSE, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???"
Josh: "I was bored?"
Faris: "Who...WHO DOES THAT WHEN BORED????"
Josh: "I do ^^"

Faris hits Josh hard over the head with his shoe

Clearly bored again:

Context: we both would like to see Josh with ribbons in his hair..

Josh: "Faris....are you sure this looks good?"
Faris: "Yeah yeah, stop fidgeting Josh, you'll mess up your ribbons."
Josh: "But, I look like a girl."
Faris: "....And the difference, is?"
Joe: "Can i have my hair done too, or something?"
Rhys: "Are you gay?"
Joe: "YOU ASK ME THAT WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE THAT!"
Rhys: "You look the same..."
Joe: "I dont have a gay jacket."
Rhys: "You have a gay face."
Josh: "Ooooo, burn!"
Everyone: "......"
Josh: "....I want boobs too, Faris, get some chicken fillets."
Joe: "Nice save, gay-wad."
Josh: "Nice legs, stick."
Rhys: "I AM THINNEST!!"

I like these things, it's like a story without much effort. =P

Which is better, these ones or my Matt and Russell ones?