The Hannah I'm talking about is hellohannah off this site. We've met a few times but are already really matey. We say stuff that's funny sometimes, check it out. She just stayed for 2 nights so many quotes happened:

"Are you CURRENTly mad at me for any RAISIN?" -- Hannah repeating a pun her and her best mate made about currents and raisins

Us discussing the fact I look 14 sometimes:
"That's bad, that's like saying I look eleven." -- Hannah
"No cause it's different with age, I mean, you wouldn't say a five year old looked like a foetus, would you?" -- Me

"I wanna find a five year old just to tell them they looked like a foetus." -- Hannah

"I feel weird holding alcohol in shops cause people must be thinking, 'You clearly aren't old enough.'" -- Me

"Awwww!" *does small motion with hand* -- Me when I see a small policewoman

"You're the gayest person in the room." -- Hannah
"...But there's only us two in here!" -- Me
"Exactly." -- Hannah

"Anyway, moral of the story is, that's why it's okay to lick your friends." -- Hannah

"Ooooo Chavo! Dun dun dun...DUN DUN DUN!!!" -- Us....we like Chavo Guerrero's theme music

"What would you do it Chavo just walked in here with his theme music?" -- Me while in a public loo

"You'd be scared if Marilyn Manson just showed up here in the dark." -- Hannah
"I'd be happy." -- Me
"You'd not wonder why he was at your house?" -- Hannah

Hannah on about Joshua Third kissing her cheek this one time:
"Look, look, look, look....ON MY FACE!" -- Hannah

Us discussing the fact that she'd only turned 16 a couple months ago:
"Yeah but..." -- Me
"Stop finding ways to look like a paedophile!" -- Hannah
"Oh yeah, sorry." -- Me

"Imagine Faris was scared of spiders but Josh wasn't: *puts on Faris voice* Josh Josh, there's a spider, quick, Josh!" -- Me on The Horrors and a funny thing that would happen

"Eyyyyy, open bracket H closed bracket." -- Me using literal MSN talk

Us when drunk:
"DON'T DROP MY LAPTOP!!!!" -- Me
"I won't!" -- Hannah
I drop it a minute later

"SOMEONE uses simple english wikipedia..." -- Our new insult when I found out there's a simple english version of wikipedia

"I just pissed myself over the word triangle." -- Me
"I just pissed myself at you pissing yourself over the word triangle." -- Hannah

In reference to the Mona the Vampire theme tune, Hannah has fangs:
"Show us your fangs..." -- Me
"Yay me!" -- Hannah

"They're so skinny...they're skin-tight!" -- Me repeating a Horrors quote out loud while trying to fit into some skinny jeans in Camden

"What does oxymoron mean again? I just thought of the facewash." -- Me

"I've not had a big mac since last year and I've had 2 in 2 days when I'm with you..." -- Hannah

"That is WELL DONE!!" -- Us regularly repeating a quote I used when I was younger when I was excited about The Undertaker winning a match

Me getting introduced to Hannah's friend:
"This is Amber, she looks like an owl." -- Hannah
"...Hi!" -- Me

"I've never seen High School Musical." -- Me
"It's horrible, they just burst into song wherever they go, that doesn't happen in real life." -- Hannah

"I mean, I like fudge but I'm not gonna pay a fiver for it everytime I want it." -- Me on the pricey fudge in Thornton's

"You know your life's gone downhill when you start deciding what other peoples facebook status' would be." -- Hannah

Us taking the mick out of punks in Camden cause Hannah said punk was over ages ago:
"I'm soooo punk..." -- Me
"IT'S OVER!!!" -- Hannah

"Mmm, smells like incest...shit, I mean incense!!" -- Me after smelling incest something nice

"We shall call him pigeon boy and he shall be ours!!" -- Me and Hannah after spotting a boy with pigeons in his hands

"Haha I just imagined something, imagine someone having sex and then just slapping them with a stick covered in barbed wire cause they thought they were kinky? Hahaha!!!" -- Me

"I want a Down's!" -- Hannah, friend of the mentally retarded

"'Say hello, Noel.' IYAARRRR!" - Hannah speaking as if Noel were retarded

"'Hey guys!!' Oh god, who invited Fielding?" -- Me

Us talking about Madame Tussauds:
"I bet they do Boosh ones soon." -- Me
"Noel looks half like a waxwork model already." -- Hannah
"Hahaha!!" -- Me
"Well he does. At least Julian looks very human. Noel is just Noel." -- Hannah

"...Titanic five!"  -- Me high-fiving Hannah after we put our hands in water that was the temperature of Titanic water [in Ripley's Believe it Or Not]

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