Last night I went to London to see Kindle perform and my last train was at 1..and I missed it. The first one I thought was at 5.30 so I had fuck all to do til then, so I improvised.

1) I say bye to Kindle and run to the bus stop

2) I wait for the bus to Oxford St. so I can get one from there to Paddington but it doesn't come at a time where I would make it for the train.

3) I get on the bus anyway and try to make it, but it clearly will be too late so I decide to have fun on the buses for a few hours and don't get off til the bus terminates at Victoria.

4) I wait a bit for a bus to Trafalgar Square cause I realised I needed to pee and there's a massive park there....

5) I get to Trafalgar Square and make it to my 'toilet' and then leave, walking to Piccadilly Circus and feeling content

6) I hear a trumpet playing and go over to see a few people crowding by this person playing a trumpet for change, he's good!

7) I wait there for a bit then decide I'm hungry and want chips after seeing people with pizza walking by. I go in the direction of where people holding pizza slices are coming from and realises no chips are present.

8) These guys that looked Italian came and talked to me, they were nice but wanted me to go to East London with them on the bus....I'm friendly but I'm not stupid

9) I decide I want to go to Camden for chips cause I know a friendly place

10) I look for the bus to Camden for longer than I really should have but eventually catch one right away

11) It didn't go down by Camden Market way so I got off, decided to be lazy and wait for yet another bus to take me a few stops up the road

12) This guy came and talked to me and said his mate liked me [you know those ones that get way too close to your face like they know you or something? yeah, those ones]. I'm like wtf and want him to go away then he says he's joking and called me ugly. My bus came literally as he said that and I left, feeling slightly disheartened

13) I forget where on the road the place for chips is so decide to go to another one near where the bus stopped as I was right hungry by then

14) I wait for the 27 that I usually get to go to Paddington but decide I'll stay on the bus again and get off where it terminates

15) Some Scottish guy talks to me for a bit in the seat in front of me and asks if I have any sauce on my chips and when I replied with a "no", he got somewhat offended that I should dare to eat chips with no sauce. He resembled Noel Fielding rather slightly...

16) I sleep for a bit to the sound of my mp3 player and get off at Turnham's Green where the bus terminated...I don't know where that is. I wait for the same number bus back and realised the bus would be exactly the same one, just in a different direction...same driver and everything. When he comes back round, he doesn't stop and I don't know if it was cause I didn't put my arm out or cause he recognised me and thought I couldn't possibly want to get on the bus again.

17) I curse him and wait for another 25ish mins for the next one in the cold and get on with my travel card that had expired by then but I guess the new driver saw it and didn't give a toss cause he paused then told me to get on.

18) I read that the journey to Paddington was meant to be about 52 mins so I thought "hellz yeah, wastes more time!" but it took about 20 mins, wtf!

19) I get off and go to the station, sitting on one of the lights to warm myself

20) Some guy comes up to me and asks if I'm from Reading cause he recognises me and I say yeah and we talk for a bit and exchange numbers cause he seemed genuinly nice. I don't 'like' him and he knows I have a boyfriend but I thought I'd be nice. I don't really want to see him again though cause I just...I don't know, didn't feel friendly with him. I then thought, cause he was black, if I was being a bit racist to think "if he was my age, white and in skinny jeans, I'd be all over that."

21) I get up at 5.15 to get a ticket for the train that's meant to be coming at 5.30....I see that the first train to Reading is at 6.44

22) I try not be too upset even though by then my neck hurt from shivering so much and just got a ticket anyway and sat down

23) I'm still really cold and I realised a seated bit is now open where it's warmer so I go in there, where I'm still cold

24) I wait til the platform for the first train is announced and feel cold, tired and hungry

25) I get home at nearly 8am and have work at 12.30, I just wanted to get under the covers!!