I felt like doing another Lexi and Julian talking thing, I like playing them. ^_^ Lexi and Julian are the two main characters from a book I'm in the middle of writing by the way, a blurb is here.

"Aaaand we're back! Hey, Lexi here, never Alexis.. The last person that called me that is currently scattered in various places around the south of England. They'll never find where I hid their arms..."

"Um..."

"I felt like having a dramatic opening! It worked though, how creepy was that? Uhh! Gave myself the chills!"

"Slightly vain but okay... Hi everyone--"

"I already did the introduction."

"You did, yeah, I didn't get to!"

"That isn't my fault, Julian. Can we just carry on?"

"What the hell? I get to do one too."

"Fine, go ahead..."

"Right, like I was saying: hi everyone! It's us again, did you miss us?"

"They missed me."

"I'm not done! Ahem. Anyway, we're back but this time we don't really have a subject to talk about, so we're making it up as we go along."

"Done?"

"Yes."

"Why are these chairs so uncomfortable?"

"Cause you have a bony ass."

"Someone can't keep their eyes off it! Hint: this guy."

"Shut up, like I care about your ass."

"Everyone else cares, one less person doesn't really affect anything."

"You only have 'fans' because you can play the guitar."

"Correction: because I can play guitar better than anyone in the whole school. That isn't even me being vain, I swear, I've heard a lot of people and they suuuuuck!"

"Ahem!"

"Oh, not you though, you're alright."

"'Alright'??"

"Good? ....Hey, don't look away from me, I didn't mean you!"

"I'm in the school though so that must mean I suck."

"I said I heard a lot pf people, not everyone!"

"You've heard me though, so that still must mean I suck!"

"You're misunderstanding! Here, have some gum, it's strawberry flavour, mmmm!"

"I'll take the gum but I don't forgive you."

"Then no gum for Julian."

"Fine, I forgive you!"

"Lame. That apology wasn't real."

"Why are we even arguing? I was kidding, I know you think I'm good."

"Damn right, but I realised this is the last one, I thought I had more...so I want it."

"Alexis..."

"What did you just call me?"

"A-Lex-Issss."

"I'm only gonna let it go cause I like you and I know you're joking but stop it."

"Let's just tell them a bit more about ourselves?"

"Yeah! Let's like take turns and say one thing about ourselves."

"Okay, you first."

"Naturally. Okay: I really like gum."

"I'm more than good at guitar."

"I'm better."

"I like anime."

"I have a little brother."

"I have a little sister."

"I can't stand bad dressers."

"I'm a vegetarian."

"I've got a lip ring and a nipple ring."

"If you wear your shirt too tight, does it irritate your nipple piercing?"

"You sir, are a pervert."

"How is that a pervy question??"

"You just asked me about my nipple sensations!"

"You're horrible, let's move on."

"Haha what the hell? You started it!"

"You took it the wrong way!"

"Mmmh, which way would you like me to take it?"

"I'm leaving, this is too weird."

"I'M KIDDING!! Come on, sit back down and we can have a proper talk, yeah? Julian....Julian! Okay whatever, you guys have just got me now! It's kinda boring without him though so I have an idea: tell us what you want us to talk about next time? That'd be cool. I like making things up but a general direction would be cool too, okay? Comment under this thing, do it!"

Lexi will personally lick you on the neck if you do what he says: FACT.