Mainly from me...

"Imagine if one of us suddenly turned into a giant penis..."

"My armpit just farted."

"That is SICK!! Oh my god...that is sick!"

"...Is it weird that I just want to watch anime now?" -- Me minutes after the fest. ended

"Next time I want to join a circle pit and just totally lose my shit."

"Imagine if when we slept, we retracted ourselves into our bodies and had extra flaps of skin to close us up..."

"Aw sheesh, y'all."

"Reading Fest., I've returned!!" -- Me upon entering the fest. on the first day

"Know what I want right now? Some Ginger Nut biscuits, tea, anime on fullscreen, press play and sit back..."

"Imagine some people were just sleeping in a tent and some guy came in and started rolling around on the floor."

"Imagine some people were just sleeping in a tent and some guy just ran into it and half the tent came apart."

"My [infected] eye's tired...just the one, though."

"Would you rather kiss a sloppy monkey or swallow a goldfish?"

"And can I have four sugars?"
"That's disgusting." -- My mate's mum when I explained how I had my tea

"The more you speak Japanese at me, the more I wanna watch anime..."

"AW HELL YEAH!!!" -- Me on a fair ride

"Oh Dave Grohl" -- Hannah when pointing out Dave Grohl and Josh Homme's new band onstage
"Eh? Where's Dave Grohl?" -- Me
She points at the screen
"What? Where?!"
"Drumming!"
"Thats Dave Grohl?!"
"Yes!"
"Dave Grohl!!!"

"I can SEE other people's SHIT!" -- Me after using a toilet where all it was was a hole, a big hole.

Oh and P.S. I think I've given up on youtube vids of the week, I'll just post a good one when I favourite it, which is often anyway! I think I just dislike deadlines...